- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

Hearpin my durp

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

Your mom is fat

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

u jelly?

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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