How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

Rigo your a stupid ass

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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