Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Take this and put it- No.

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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