- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

Bradon Cheey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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