What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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gay marriage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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Abortion

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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