- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

what came first the chicken or the chips

Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

i have to pee out my ass.

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