Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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I drive a 'rarri

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A dyslexic blind man

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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What's the most offensive joke you've ever heard? EVENTS: The Black Plague The 2004 Indian Ocean Earthquake and Tsunami The Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre Space Shuttle Columbia The Boston Bombing The Enron Scandal The Great Depression Hurricane Katrina The Iraq War Krakatoa Mt. Vesuvius September 11 2001 The sinking of the Titanic World War I and II PEOPLE: Adolf Hitler Al Capone Attila the Hun Ariel Castro Blackbeard Caligula Charles Manson Ed Gein Elizabeth Bathory Idi Amin Ivan the Terrible Jeffery Dahmer Josef Fritzl Josef Mengele Joseph Stalin Kim Il-sung The Ku Klux Klan Nero Osama bin Laden Pol Pot Saddam Hussein Mao Zedong The Taliban Torquemada Vlad the Impaler DISEASES: AIDS Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis Bubonic Plague Cholera Chronic Diarrhea Cystic Fibrosis Dysentery Ebola Virus Gonorrhea Herpes Leprosy Mad Cow Malaria Necrotizing Fasciitis Polio Rabies Scurvy Swine Flu Smallpox MISCELLANEOUS: Alcoholism Anorexia Nervosa and eating disorders Arson Bestiality Cannibalism Capital punishment Castration Child abuse Colonoscopies Coprophilia/phagia Drug abuse/addiction Electric torture The gassing of cats and dogs that have been abandoned Genocide Human sacrifice Identity theft Losing one's favorite childhood toy Mustard gas Necrophilia Neo-Nazism One's grandmother dying Pedophilia Racism Rape Religious intolerance Stillborn babies Suicide Walking on broken glass Working on weekends

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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