cancer

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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