how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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I don't get it

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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