Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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It smells like triangles in here.

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404 Error: Joke not found

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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