Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

Why did he die? He was sick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Penis

knock knock you may come in

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

What's 9 +10 19

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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