- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Women rights..

Why did he die? He was sick.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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