Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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This is not Will Smith.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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cheese

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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hi my name is? joe

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Obama.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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Anti Joke

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