What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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You're so straight!

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My sister has to take a dump

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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fart

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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GONNA

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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I dislike old people.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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