A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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whats gay ? you

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Baseball

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Tacos

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Black people

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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Hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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