- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a car full of black people.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

Two women were sitting in silence.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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