- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Dead babies.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

knock knock you may come in

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Slavery

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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