look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Women's rights.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Women

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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beiber i straight

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Tim's gay.

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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womans rights

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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