- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Knock Knock! Come in.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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