What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

Poop

Poopsack Jones

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

baby seal walks into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...