A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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2

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I LIKE TURLES.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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minorities

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Women

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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Don't rape me!

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cheese

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