A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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Nah

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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World Peace

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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penis

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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