- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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