Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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Star Wars

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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This is not Will Smith.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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NEVER

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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