A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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what time is it rape time

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George Bush.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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