Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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tim rafter died no one cared

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Lebron Traveled

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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i fondle myself every night....

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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A van drives into a car.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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