- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

come along children

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A horse walks into a bar...n

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

Dead babies.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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