- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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