How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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womens rights!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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women's rights

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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Anti Joke

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