If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Haha

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Is Carly smart? No.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Rock mattress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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