Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Your mom goes to college

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69

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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My children are mistakes

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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