Lets make like trees and stand still

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Penis in a box.

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Hey Caleb.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Mexicans working in an office

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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