Avery has crabs.

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your mother is so lesbian

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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9:11 make a wish

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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