what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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