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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

newt gingrich

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

It's your mother, open the door.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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