Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Your mom goes to college

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Women

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