Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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look left now look right. washing machine

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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How many dislikes can this get?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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