Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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DANA

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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