- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

lewis bedford

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Jake Bowar

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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