Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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Gadaffi

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Ancient Greeks rights

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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oops

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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