- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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