- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

hey guys im gay

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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