What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

homosexual rights to marriage

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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