what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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