- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

who is really lanky? james cornish

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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