a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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