- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Colin is gay but toasters are not

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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