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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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