- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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