What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

who is really lanky? james cornish

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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